Driftwood

Y’all let me in on the secret. How does a man drive a $75,000 truck, pull a $50,000 boat, park it, then hook up to a side-by-side that cost more than my first house? Three kids. A wife. Ten acres. Is it OnlyFans? A cartel? I’m all ears. Make it make sense.

I used to ask that question for six years from the cab of a garbage truck at 4 AM. Two and three jo…